WARNING!

Attention anyone who owns a fish or who will own a fish. If it dies please clean the bowl right after you find it. I didn't clean mine out for 2 days and I gagged. I won't get another fish. I think.

Tom

I felt crazy enough with my cousin Jake, to go buy a fish on friday night. I named him Tom after Tom from Parks and Rec. He just died about 10 minutes ago. Am I sad? Not really.